A
bra and a set of jumper leads walk into a bar. The set of jumper
leads
takes a seat at a table while the bra goes up to the bar.
The bra says to the barman, "G'day mate, 3 schooners of VB
thanks."
"Sorry mate", the barman says "but I can't serve
you."
"Why not?" the bra says.
"You're off your tits mate, and your friends look like they're
gunna start
something."
