Love is holding hands in the street.

Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is dinner for 2 in your favourite restaurant.

Marriage is a Chinese take-out.

 

Love is cuddling on a sofa.

Marriage is deciding on a sofa.

 

Love is talking about having children.

Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

 

Love is going to bed early.

Marriage is going to sleep early.

 

Love is a romantic drive.

Marriage is a tarmac drive.

 

Love is losing your appetite.

Marriage is losing your figure.

 

Love is sweet nothing in the ear.

Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

 

Love is a flickering flame.

Marriage is a flickering television.

 

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.

Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".

 

In short, Love is blind,

Marriage is an eye opener!!!